You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Where is the hickey?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
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I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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