But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
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No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
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GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
do nipples grow back?
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