It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
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Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
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