It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Randomize