so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Randomize