i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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