Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
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I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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