just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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