were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
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What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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