The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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