I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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