I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
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his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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