they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
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I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He better not be in your backpack
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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