I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
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As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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