Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
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As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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