i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
and she was petting her beer can
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
why is half of my head shaved?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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