i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
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Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I have tasted many bathrooms
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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