piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
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This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
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He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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