areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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