I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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