Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
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I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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