who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
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This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
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I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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