yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
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the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
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I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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