at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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