I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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