Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
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It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
Text me some of your sweat
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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