maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
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swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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