First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
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He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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