Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
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After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize