I want to have your abortion
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
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Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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