Dual....:-)
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
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No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
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I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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