question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
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I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
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gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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