when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
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Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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