After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
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Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
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should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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