return my video game
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
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i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
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I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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