I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
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Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
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she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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