Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
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Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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