it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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