Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
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I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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