That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
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She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
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If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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