people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
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You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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