I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
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I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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