Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
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I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
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Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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