I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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