is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
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This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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