he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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