You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
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I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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