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what?
penguin condom
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
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Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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