At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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