Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
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You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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